Hello, my name is Jhames

My job is to make pretty things.

Hearsay: Why, that’s just crazy talk.

Another year, another edition

September 29th, 2007

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Tyoy You, Too!

September 25th, 2007

I am awaiting a Tagalog translation with a little help from my friends. In the meantime, bust out your language skills on this recent e-mail: tyoy, inday fely ja…ask lang ko daad kung nkbalik ka don sa singapore.. kay my nanawag kay neneng nga di na kilala.. pay country code the singapore.. t sugo ko ni tita ma email kanimo kung ikaw nagtawag kay neneng. Note: see first entry in the series for more information.


Don’t be such a nudge

September 23rd, 2007

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Girl didn’t even spell her name right

September 10th, 2007

Dear Jack- its brynna again i was unable to make it to clas today monday september 10 but i didnt want you to think i didnt do my paper so i am going to send it to you and will also bring it in on wensday thanks alot see ya wednseday! Brynns Jack Hames Pos 12 9:30-10:50 Pluralists Pluralist groups that I belong to vary, I am a student, I live in a small town, I have a job those are all groups that some day will change for me. What town I live in if I work or not those are all choices that I will make that will affect which groups I am part of. Groups that I cannot change, that I will always belong to is women first and foremost, second biggest group I cannot change is that I am Hispanic … Continue reading


You want a piece of me?

September 7th, 2007

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No shame in my game

September 6th, 2007

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HOLY MOTHER MARY MAGDALENE

September 4th, 2007

WHY didn’t anyone tell me My Bloody Valentine is rumored to reunite at Coachella in 2008? Never did I imagine myself ever setting foot upon the soil of Southern California again, but I would gladly do so – and upon the back of any hippie or emo or whatever goes to these shows – for this band. Ever know a person that carried a torch for an artist that bordered on obsession? Theater queens ain’t got shit on me. Denver, Colorado in 1992: I stood outside for four hours before The Gothic even opened its doors for the show so I could meet My Bloody Valentine. WHICH I DID. I didn’t move once from the front row and my only regret is not buying up every item of merchandise they sold that day. Come 2008, expect to find me front row at Coachella ready … Continue reading