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Breaking news! Quark Print Collection now supports Adobe Acrobat 8!
In other news, nobody cares.
Hi, Quark, can we talk? I know we first met when you were still in version 3-oh, but we’ve grown apart. You always wanted to crash whenever I wanted to work, and when you did want to work with me it was always on your terms. You never liked my fonts, you would never layout pages my way, and you constantly threw warnings at me for no reason whatsoever. I made all the concessions: my friends and associates watched my work grow passive and static just to accommodate your needs. Breaking up was hard, but it was the best thing I could have done for me and my career.
Now you want to come back into my life with all these other programs and expect me to welcome you with open arms. But don’t you see? You haven’t changed, you’re the same as ever but with more accessories. I’ve moved on, can’t you do the same? Just let go.