Hello, my name is Jhames

My job is to make pretty things.

Hearsay: Why, that’s just crazy talk.

Vincenzo! Liquor Store!

January 27th, 2008


Bloody hell

January 21st, 2008

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Curious

January 12th, 2008

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An open letter to Howard Schultz

January 10th, 2008

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Dear Site Visitor

January 5th, 2008

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Patsy, I’m 72

January 1st, 2008

Looking at this photo it’s hard to believe that I’m 33, right? But I am, I tell you, I AM! People often compliment my youthful glow and appearance, then they curse my family genes. Let’s face it, after 30 people start looking haggard and dried up like beef jerky sold at 7-11. Why do you think so many people in their thirties pursue a life of narcissism in the gym? Because the collagen is all used up and that leathery skin will not look good in an A&F all on its own. Trust. And sure, you could say genetics play an important factor in my looks, but chromosomes can only do so much. And where they fail, my tricks take care of the rest. Every morning when I arise, I drink 1 cup of apple cider vinegar with a chaser of water. While studies … Continue reading