Kiss a Toad
June 25th, 2008
Power to the people
June 22nd, 2008
Since I last posted my recent bout with pubic lice, I found myself getting nowhere fast with the club manager Chad. Not one to give up, I blindly tried two e-mail addresses at 24 Hour Fitness. Within an hour, I made contact. Dear Mr. Elliott: First of all thank you for the letter of concern and second I apologize for you having to experience a sub par condition of our DT Seattle club. I can assure you that we take our cleanliness and member concerns very serious. I am currently out of the office until next week but will address the situation as soon as I get back. There are never any excuses for our club to not be at the standard of excellence and obviously we have dropped the ball here. Once I do my due diligence and get this situation fixed, I … Continue reading
How I learned to stop worrying and love the Google Bomb
June 14th, 2008
I contracted pubic lice from the locker room at 24 Hour Fitness in Downtown Seattle. I want search engines to link their search results with this entry, thus I made a clear, concise statement about the gym. The club, to date, will not refund my entire prepaid membership and will not take any responsibility for its lack of hygiene in the locker rooms. I have no intention of taking a partial credit for my membership, 24 Hour Fitness is negligible for its unsanitary practices and placing their members at risk for exposure to pubic lice. I have already begun a widespread campaign to bring down the facility until my demand is met: online reviews of 24 Hour Fitness. Taking search engine optimization one step further, I am linking this entry to my review of 24 Hour Fitness in Downtown Seattle on Yelp. I also … Continue reading
Vincenzo Walking Home
June 6th, 2008
Mind you, I was there to help.
Twitterwhat?
June 2nd, 2008