Hello, my name is Jhames

CREATE YOUR DEBUT ALBUM COVER Go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:RandomThe first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band. (Alternatively, if the first article you hit is short, hit Random Article two more times.) Go to http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album. Go to http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7daysThird picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover. Use Photoshop or similar to put it all together.

Timing is everything on the Internet, which means I need to set aside more time to compose my thoughts. But that’s another post for another time. So, like, what’s this twitter stuff people in the states seem to be fond of? So, Twitter. What the hell is it? What does it do? Why does everyone talk about it so much? How do I use it? How am I going to make money using it? These are all very good questions, and, naturally, they’re pointless to ask. This is 2009 and the site has been around for years. That you are only catching on to this tool mean you should be ashamed of yourself for even asking these questions. For shame. Now go take up something like knitting to tidy your idle hands and lackadaisical interest for all things internet.