Hello, my name is Jhames

My job is to make pretty things.

Hearsay: Why, that’s just crazy talk.

Dear Site Visitor

January 5th, 2008

Thank you for visiting, I appreciate the love Google sends my way. However, if you are coming to my site as a search result for james elliot nude pictures, please take note of the following:

  1. My last name is spelled with two Ts. Elliott.
  2. I’m flattered, and obviously chock full of ego, but your request ain’t gonna happen.

I’m a believer in Public Service Announcements, and I have no intention of being another Sarah. Regardez:

Maybe this young hussy Sarah spells her name without an ‘h’, but we all know she probably didn’t think to disguise her real name online.

ox,

-J.

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