Category Archives: email

Pictures of You (or Someone Like You)

Note: see first entry in the series for more information. Last Saturday I received an e-mail from one Robert Burns, the subject line read “Fwd: Re: Fwd: Re your pictures.” I hadn’t the foggiest clue who this person was or … Continue reading

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She was working as a waitrest in a Darmstat boîte

From: Byron Hames To: jhames@yahoo.com Subject: Wiesbaden Good morning to all from my old stomping ground, Wiesbaden Germany! Yesterday was a great day. We left Stuttgart and went to Darmstat. The first place we stopped was the chapel that I … Continue reading

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Tyoy You, Too!

I am awaiting a Tagalog translation with a little help from my friends. In the meantime, bust out your language skills on this recent e-mail: tyoy, inday fely ja…ask lang ko daad kung nkbalik ka don sa singapore.. kay my … Continue reading

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Girl didn’t even spell her name right

Dear Jack- its brynna again i was unable to make it to clas today monday september 10 but i didnt want you to think i didnt do my paper so i am going to send it to you and will … Continue reading

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SCRIPtaculous! Or something.

From: Shannon Dusenbery To: Michelle Hames Subject: Reports for SCRIP Dear Volunteers, I hope all of you are having a wonderful summer! For those of you who were able to attend the SCRIP meeting last Thursday night, thank you for … Continue reading

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Gee, you think they made it on time?

From: dpicone Subject: Directions to Woodcrafting Custom Cabinets Mark and Joanne Directions to the shop are as follows : 85 South to 101 101 to the Bailey Turn off Take the Bailey turn off and turn Right at the light … Continue reading

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According to what people say

First e-mail: oy ayan mo ngay??? Second e-mail: nkaonline kmi..ksano ngay ti ag web cam??? tay mbalin tay nga agkikinnita… Third e-mail: saan da ka met nga maurayen.. apan kamin…inton mamnsan to laengen..daytoy kano gaym ti address ni Josie, ta … Continue reading

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Good lookin’ sundae there

From: Byron Hames Subject: Happy Birthday Casie Note: see first entry in the series for more information.

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“It’s a fact.”

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