What the fuck happened this year with the Superbowl? Was I the only one thoroughly bored to tears with the entire event? And Tom Motherfucking Petty for the halftime show? Jesus Mary and Joseph, whoever was in charge of entertainment for the Superbowl should’ve been handed his ass on a silver platter this morning.
If the game and halftime show weren’t bad enough, the Superbowl ads this year sucked harder than Amy Winehouse hitting the crack pipe. Ad agencies revere Superbowl Sunday for its commercials, companies drop huge buckets of money for a 30-second spot to showcase their products and services. What were we given this year? Motherfucking Sales Genie. Those commercials couldn’t have been any more racist if George Lucas had written and directed them. And the T-Mobile commercials? Christ. Celebrity endorsements don’t work if the celebrities can’t act, y’all!
Kids, let me give you some advice: do not go into advertising if you’re gonna get hooked on coke. Know what happens? You write commercials like the ones featured in Superbowl XLII. Cars.com, people. I mean Jesus.